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<option>''I'm asking the questions here, Rajellious.'' | <option>:''I'm asking the questions here, Rajellious.'' | ||
:―[[Lazarus]]</option> | |||
<option>''Hi. Is White Wolf there?'' | <option>:''Hi. Is White Wolf there?'' | ||
:―[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option> | |||
<option>''... How many attacks can I take?'' | <option>:''... How many attacks can I take?'' | ||
:―[[User:Kirkland|Kirkland]]</option> | |||
<option>''Help him suppress me!'' | <option>:''Help him suppress me!'' | ||
:―[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option> | |||
<option>''He looked like he was craving some cock.'' | <option>:''He looked like he was craving some cock.'' | ||
:―[[Bob A'Par]]</option> | |||
<option>''"I need to rent a jack hammer"..."For what?"..."A sidewalk issue."..."Sir, sidewalks are public property."..."I'm aware."'' | <option>:''"I need to rent a jack hammer"..."For what?"..."A sidewalk issue."..."Sir, sidewalks are public property."..."I'm aware."'' | ||
:―[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option> | |||
<option>''"A playboy?"..."Yea, a playboy."..."What exactly does a playboy do?"..."Ya know, stuff." | <option>:''"A playboy?"..."Yea, a playboy."..."What exactly does a playboy do?"..."Ya know, stuff." | ||
'' | '' | ||
:―[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option> | |||
<option>"What do you think the most dangerous animal is?"..."Humans."..."Cubans!?!?"'' | <option>:"What do you think the most dangerous animal is?"..."Humans."..."Cubans!?!?"'' | ||
:―[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]] & [[User:Olaf|Olaf]]</option> | |||
<option>''Can I take appearance zero and be invisible?'' | <option>:''Can I take appearance zero and be invisible?'' | ||
:―Ross</option> | |||
<option>''He's into hunting... ...He also happens to be into fencing.'' | <option>:''He's into hunting... ...He also happens to be into fencing.'' | ||
:―Drue</option> | |||
<option>''Are they just like, standard jet ski machine guns, or what?'' | <option>:''Are they just like, standard jet ski machine guns, or what?'' | ||
:―[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option> | |||
<option>''Give me broom. I kill him with broom.'' | <option>:''Give me broom. I kill him with broom.'' | ||
:―Whatever kung-fu wielding monstrosity [[FyreFly]] played in Hengeyokai</option> | |||
<option>''I think we're gonna need a new talking stone.'' | <option>:''I think we're gonna need a new talking stone.'' | ||
:―[[Xyza]]</option> | |||
<option>''Two priests...one boy.'' | <option>:''Two priests...one boy.'' | ||
:―[[User:Olaf|Olaf]]</option> | |||
<option>''I'm bringin Simhatta back...'' | <option>:''I'm bringin Simhatta back...'' | ||
:―[[User:Macabreengel|Macabreengel]]</option> | |||
<option>''Husk eyes the bird quaintly with mouth full of meat.'' | <option>:''Husk eyes the bird quaintly with mouth full of meat.'' | ||
:―[[User:Olaf|Olaf]]</option> | |||
<option>''This is a 1 right? Not a 7...'' | <option>:''This is a 1 right? Not a 7...'' | ||
:―Drue</option> | |||
<option>''"I set up camp.".."I don't stop you."..."Are you gonna help?!?"'' | <option>:''"I set up camp.".."I don't stop you."..."Are you gonna help?!?"'' | ||
:―[[Lazarus]] & [[Husk]]</option> | |||
<option>''Stench and plummage.'' | <option>:''Stench and plummage.'' | ||
:―[[User:Macabreengel|Macabreengel]]</option> | |||
<option>''In Soviet Russia pussy lick you.'' | <option>:''In Soviet Russia pussy lick you.'' | ||
:―[[User:Macabreengel|Macabreengel]]</option> | |||
<option>''I get on my tiger... which has stealth.'' | <option>:''I get on my tiger... which has stealth.'' | ||
:―[[Kevik]]</option> | |||
<option>''I'm going to buy a case of cubans...I'm probably not gonna by case.'' | <option>:''I'm going to buy a case of cubans...I'm probably not gonna by case.'' | ||
:―Drue</option> | |||
<option>''"Some people call me The White Leopard." "What's your real name?" "Uh... You can call me Hawk."'' | <option>:''"Some people call me The White Leopard." "What's your real name?" "Uh... You can call me Hawk."'' | ||
:―Hawk</option> | |||
<option>''"Was there something you wanted to see, sir?" "...Progress."'' | <option>:''"Was there something you wanted to see, sir?" "...Progress."'' | ||
:―Kaliph's henchman and [[Severnaya]] as Kaliph</option> | |||
<option>''"So... Why did we poison the food again?"'' | <option>:''"So... Why did we poison the food again?"'' | ||
:―[[Severnaya]]</option> | |||
<option>''"I don't like this plan."..."It's a little late"'' | <option>:''"I don't like this plan."..."It's a little late"'' | ||
:―[[Severnaya]] & [[Mnemon Chronus]]</option> | |||
<option>''"What's wrong with Counselor Dave? He's a nice guy."..."No, he's a dick."'' | <option>:''"What's wrong with Counselor Dave? He's a nice guy."..."No, he's a dick."'' | ||
:―[[Ferem Haraku|Haraku]] & [[Severnaya]]</option> | |||
<option>''"Being stupidly loyal to your employer has it's benefits."..."Hopefully being stupidly disloyal does too..."'' | <option>:''"Being stupidly loyal to your employer has it's benefits."..."Hopefully being stupidly disloyal does too..."'' | ||
:―[[Ferem Haraku|Haraku]] & [[Adamant Frost Lord|Frost]]</option> | |||
<option>''"Maybe we can just frustrate them into leaving?"'' | <option>:''"Maybe we can just frustrate them into leaving?"'' | ||
:―[[Adamant Frost Lord|Frost]]</option> | |||
<option>''It's not a perfect job, but it's a beautiful job.''</option> | <option>:''It's not a perfect job, but it's a beautiful job.''</option> | ||
<option>''Characters will occasionally cooperate on tasks.'' | <option>:''Characters will occasionally cooperate on tasks.'' | ||
:―Exalted: Second Edition Core Rulebook, page 125</option> | |||
<option>''Lincoln wins the prize, but the codpiece did some damage.'' | <option>:''Lincoln wins the prize, but the codpiece did some damage.'' | ||
:―Alchemical Exalted</option> | |||
<option>''"I'm gonna need to look up the conversion factor to Lichtenstein's." | <option>:''"I'm gonna need to look up the conversion factor to Lichtenstein's." : That's gonna take at least 5 parasecs.'' | ||
:―Dan, Tony, & Brian</option> | |||
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