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<option>''I'm asking the questions here, Rajellious.'' | <option>''I'm asking the questions here, Rajellious.'' | ||
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<option>''Hi. Is White Wolf there?'' | <option>''Hi. Is White Wolf there?'' | ||
<br/>―[[User | <br/>―[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option> | ||
<option>''... How many attacks can I take?'' | <option>''... How many attacks can I take?'' | ||
<br/>―[[User | <br/>―[[User:Kirkland|Kirkland]]</option> | ||
<option>''Help him suppress me!'' | <option>''Help him suppress me!'' | ||
<br/>―[[User | <br/>―[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option> | ||
<option>''He looked like he was craving some cock.'' | <option>''He looked like he was craving some cock.'' | ||
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<option>''"I need to rent a jack hammer"..."For what?"..."A sidewalk issue."..."Sir, sidewalks are public property."..."I'm aware."'' | <option>''"I need to rent a jack hammer"..."For what?"..."A sidewalk issue."..."Sir, sidewalks are public property."..."I'm aware."'' | ||
<br/>―[[User | <br/>―[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option> | ||
<option>''"A playboy?"..."Yea, a playboy."..."What exactly does a playboy do?"..."Ya know, stuff."'' | <option>''"A playboy?"..."Yea, a playboy."..."What exactly does a playboy do?"..."Ya know, stuff."'' | ||
<br/>―[[User | <br/>―[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option> | ||
<option>"What do you think the most dangerous animal is?"..."Humans."..."Cubans!?!?"'' | <option>"What do you think the most dangerous animal is?"..."Humans."..."Cubans!?!?"'' | ||
<br/>―[[User | <br/>―[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]] & [[User:Olaf|Olaf]]</option> | ||
<option>''Can I take appearance zero and be invisible?'' | <option>''Can I take appearance zero and be invisible?'' | ||
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<option>''Are they just like, standard jet ski machine guns, or what?'' | <option>''Are they just like, standard jet ski machine guns, or what?'' | ||
<br/>―[[User | <br/>―[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option> | ||
<option>''Give me broom. I kill him with broom.'' | <option>''Give me broom. I kill him with broom.'' | ||
<br/>―Whatever kung-fu wielding monstrosity [[FyreFly]] played in Hengeyokai</option> | <br/>―Whatever kung-fu wielding monstrosity [[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]] played in Hengeyokai</option> | ||
<option>''I think we're gonna need a new talking stone.'' | <option>''I think we're gonna need a new talking stone.'' | ||
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<option>''Two priests...one boy.'' | <option>''Two priests...one boy.'' | ||
<br/>―[[User | <br/>―[[User:Olaf|Olaf]]</option> | ||
<option>''I'm bringin Simhatta back...'' | <option>''I'm bringin Simhatta back...'' | ||
<br/>―[[User | <br/>―[[User:Macabreengel|Macabreengel]]</option> | ||
<option>''Husk eyes the bird quaintly with mouth full of meat.'' | <option>''Husk eyes the bird quaintly with mouth full of meat.'' | ||
<br/>―[[User | <br/>―[[User:Olaf|Olaf]]</option> | ||
<option>''This is a 1 right? Not a 7...'' | <option>''This is a 1 right? Not a 7...'' | ||
<br/>―Drue</option> | <br/>―Drue</option> | ||
<option>'''[[Lazarus]]''' | <option>'''[[Lazarus]]''': ''"I set up camp."'' | ||
<br/>'''[[Husk]]''' | <br/>'''[[Husk]]''': ''"I don't stop you."'' | ||
<br/>'''Lazarus''' | <br/>'''[[Lazarus]]''': ''"Are you gonna help?!?"''</option> | ||
<option>''Stench and plummage.'' | <option>''Stench and plummage.'' | ||
<br/>―[[User | <br/>―[[User:Macabreengel|Macabreengel]]</option> | ||
<option>''In Soviet Russia pussy lick you.'' | <option>''In Soviet Russia pussy lick you.'' | ||
<br/>―[[User | <br/>―[[User:Macabreengel|Macabreengel]]</option> | ||
<option>''I get on my tiger... which has stealth.'' | <option>''I get on my tiger... which has stealth.'' | ||
<br/>―[[Kevik]]</option> | <br/>―[[Kevik]]</option> | ||
<option>''I'm going to buy a case of cubans...I'm probably not gonna | <option>''I'm going to buy a case of cubans...I'm probably not gonna buy case.'' | ||
<br/>―Drue</option> | <br/>―Drue</option> | ||
<option>'''Hawk''' | <option>'''Hawk''': ''"Some people call me The White Leopard."'' | ||
<br/>'''[[Adamant Frost Lord|Frost]]''' | <br/>'''[[Adamant Frost Lord|Frost]]''': ''"What's your real name?" | ||
<br/>'''Hawk''' | <br/>'''Hawk''': ''"Uh... You can call me Hawk."''</option> | ||
<option>'''Kaliph's henchman''' | <option>'''Kaliph's henchman''': ''"Was there something you wanted to see, sir?"'' | ||
<br/>'''[[Severnaya]]''' | <br/>'''[[Severnaya]]''': ''"...Progress."''</option> | ||
<option>''"So... Why did we poison the food again?"'' | <option>''"So... Why did we poison the food again?"'' | ||
<br/>―[[Severnaya]]</option> | <br/>―[[Severnaya]]</option> | ||
<option>'''[[Severnaya]]''' | <option>'''[[Severnaya]]''': ''"I don't like this plan."'' | ||
<br/>'''[[Mnemon Chronus]]''' | <br/>'''[[Mnemon Chronus]]''': ''"It's a little late."''</option> | ||
<option>'''[[Ferem Haraku|Haraku]]''' | <option>'''[[Ferem Haraku|Haraku]]''': ''"What's wrong with Counselor Dave? He's a nice guy."'' | ||
<br/>'''[[Severnaya]]''' | <br/>'''[[Severnaya]]''': ''..."No, he's a dick."''</option> | ||
<option>'''[[Ferem Haraku|Haraku]]''' | <option>'''[[Ferem Haraku|Haraku]]''': ''"Being stupidly loyal to your employer has it's benefits."'' | ||
<br/>'''[[Adamant Frost Lord|Frost]]''' | <br/>'''[[Adamant Frost Lord|Frost]]''': ''..."Hopefully being stupidly disloyal does too..."''</option> | ||
<option>''"Maybe we can just frustrate them into leaving?"'' | <option>''"Maybe we can just frustrate them into leaving?"'' | ||
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<option>''Characters will occasionally cooperate on tasks.'' | <option>''Characters will occasionally cooperate on tasks.'' | ||
<br/>―Exalted | <br/>―Exalted: Second Edition Core Rulebook, page 125</option> | ||
<option>''Lincoln wins the prize, but the codpiece did some damage.'' | <option>''Lincoln wins the prize, but the codpiece did some damage.'' | ||
<br/>―Alchemical Exalted</option> | <br/>―Alchemical Exalted</option> | ||
<option>''"I'm gonna need to look up the conversion factor to | <option>''"I'm gonna need to look up the conversion factor to Liechtensteins." | ||
<br/>That's gonna take at least 5 | <br/>''That's gonna take at least 5 parsecs.'' | ||
<br/>―Dan, Tony, & Brian</option> | <br/>―Dan, Tony, & Brian</option> | ||
<option>''"I didn't know what we were doing! Are we just thinking?!?" | |||
<br/>―Brian</option> | |||
<option>'''[[Zealot]]''': ''"He could just send me a wind-carried words."'' | |||
<br/>'''[[Fay Morgana|Fay]]''': ''"That's a waste of essence."''<br/> | |||
'''[[Zealot]]''': ''"You're a waste of essence."''</option> | |||
<option>''"We don't really look for food..."'' | |||
<br/>―[[Zealot of Iconoclastic Virtue]]</option> | |||
<option>''"... There was a mishap."'' | |||
<br/>―[[Fay Morgana]]</option> | |||
<option>''"I had a thought... It was... fairly rash." '' | |||
<br/>―[[Lord of the Ashen Cloud]]</option> | |||
<option>''"Would say my cover is... blown?"'' | |||
<br/>―[[Zealot of Iconoclastic Virtue]]</option> | |||
<option>''"Don't turn it off, turn it up."'' | |||
<br/>―The Circle with No Name</option> | |||
<option>'''[[Lord of the Ashen Cloud|Ash]]''': ''"That's not believable."'' | |||
<br/>'''[[Opal]]''': ''"Why not?!"'' | |||
<br/>'''[[Lord of the Ashen Cloud|Ash]]''': ''"Look at me... I'm not from a shitty town."''</option> | |||
<option>'''Disgruntled Treasury administrator''': ''"I think we're finished here."'' | |||
<br/>'''[[Lord of the Ashen Cloud|Ash]]''': ''"... I'm willing to accept that."''</option> | |||
<option>'''[[Kumiko Nakamura|Doc]] & [[Eric Black|Eric]]''': ''"What's wrong with Oakland?"'' | |||
<br/>'''Pandora Radio''': ''(gunshots)''</option> | |||
<option>'''[[Anastasia Ellison|Anastasia]]''': ''"Wex, coast is clear."'' | |||
<br/>'''<gunshot>''' | |||
<br/>'''[[Anastasia Ellison|Anastasia]]''': ''"Are you okay?"''</option> | |||
<option>'''[[Anastasia Ellison|Anastasia]]''': ''"Coast is clear!"'' | |||
<br/>'''[[Gideon Wexler|Wex]]''': ''"Don't trust her."'' | |||
<br/>'''<gunshots>'''</option> | |||
<option>''"I lay down suppressive fire at all 10 children."'' | |||
<br/>―[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]] (as [[Kumiko Nakamura|Doc]])</option> | |||
<option>'''[[Kumiko Nakamura|Doc]]''': ''"Hello Ms. Valentine."'' | |||
<br/>'''[[Eve Ballentine]]''': ''"Ballentine."'' | |||
<br/>'''[[Kumiko Nakamura|Doc]]''': ''"That's what I said."''</option> | |||
<option>'''Little Timmy''': ''"I'm hungry."'' | |||
<br/>'''[[Anastasia Ellison|Anastasia]]''': ''"Eat your fingers."''</option> | |||
<option>''"We need help... but no one in their right mind would listen to us."'' | |||
<br/>―[[Georgio Paeliotheodorus]]</option> | |||
<option>''"Quarantine this!"'' | |||
<br/>―Frank the Tank</option> | |||
<option>'''Brian''': ''"This still shouldn't be a problem for Barry."'' | |||
<br/>''rolls dice'' | |||
<br/>'''Brian''': ''"Oh Barry."''</option> | |||
<option>'''Barry Stearns''': ''"This money is only for emergency situations."'' | |||
<br/>'''[[Kumiko Nakamura|Doc]]''': ''"This is and emergency situation, Barrington."''</option> | |||
<option>''"I have a question... do we still have the radioactive sedan?"'' | |||
<br/>―[[Eric Black]]</option> | |||
<option>'''[[Eric Black|Eric]]''': ''"That's why I'm Special Agent."'' | |||
<br/>'''[[Kumiko Nakamura|Doc]]''': ''"You are special."''</option> | |||
<option>''Sidereals increase this Background through a great expenditure of time and effort, or by using the Ride Charm Breaking the Wild Mortal.'' | |||
<br/>―The Manual of Exalted Power: Sidereals, Second Edition, p. 102</option> | |||
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<option>'''[[Castor]]''': ''"Should we put stormtrooper armor on?"'' | |||
<br/>'''[[Coryn]]''': ''"I don't know, I kind of like my armor."''</option> | |||
<option>''"Just give me the code for free drinks, droid."'' | |||
<br/>―[[Jet]]</option> | |||
<option>''"I prefer to use my mouth, not my blaster."'' | |||
<br/>―[[Jet]]</option> | |||
<option>''"Rain fire down upon them!"'' | |||
<br/>―[[Jet]]</option> | |||
<option>''"The signal is going to be: he shoots you."'' | |||
<br/>―[[Nexu]]</option> | |||
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