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<option>''Hi. Is White Wolf there?''
<option>''Hi. Is White Wolf there?''
<br/>&#8213;[[User<br/>FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option>
<br/>&#8213;[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option>


<option>''... How many attacks can I take?''
<option>''... How many attacks can I take?''
<br/>&#8213;[[User<br/>Kirkland|Kirkland]]</option>
<br/>&#8213;[[User:Kirkland|Kirkland]]</option>


<option>''Help him suppress me!''
<option>''Help him suppress me!''
<br/>&#8213;[[User<br/>FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option>
<br/>&#8213;[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option>


<option>''He looked like he was craving some cock.''
<option>''He looked like he was craving some cock.''
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<option>''"I need to rent a jack hammer"..."For what?"..."A sidewalk issue."..."Sir, sidewalks are public property."..."I'm aware."''
<option>''"I need to rent a jack hammer"..."For what?"..."A sidewalk issue."..."Sir, sidewalks are public property."..."I'm aware."''
<br/>&#8213;[[User<br/>FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option>
<br/>&#8213;[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option>


<option>''"A playboy?"..."Yea, a playboy."..."What exactly does a playboy do?"..."Ya know, stuff."''
<option>''"A playboy?"..."Yea, a playboy."..."What exactly does a playboy do?"..."Ya know, stuff."''
<br/>&#8213;[[User<br/>FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option>
<br/>&#8213;[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option>


<option>"What do you think the most dangerous animal is?"..."Humans."..."Cubans!?!?"''
<option>"What do you think the most dangerous animal is?"..."Humans."..."Cubans!?!?"''
<br/>&#8213;[[User<br/>FyreFly|FyreFly]] & [[User<br/>Olaf|Olaf]]</option>
<br/>&#8213;[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]] & [[User:Olaf|Olaf]]</option>


<option>''Can I take appearance zero and be invisible?''
<option>''Can I take appearance zero and be invisible?''
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<option>''Are they just like, standard jet ski machine guns, or what?''
<option>''Are they just like, standard jet ski machine guns, or what?''
<br/>&#8213;[[User<br/>FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option>
<br/>&#8213;[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option>


<option>''Give me broom.  I kill him with broom.''
<option>''Give me broom.  I kill him with broom.''
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<option>''Two priests...one boy.''
<option>''Two priests...one boy.''
<br/>&#8213;[[User<br/>Olaf|Olaf]]</option>
<br/>&#8213;[[User:Olaf|Olaf]]</option>


<option>''I'm bringin Simhatta back...''
<option>''I'm bringin Simhatta back...''
<br/>&#8213;[[User<br/>Macabreengel|Macabreengel]]</option>
<br/>&#8213;[[User:Macabreengel|Macabreengel]]</option>


<option>''Husk eyes the bird quaintly with mouth full of meat.''
<option>''Husk eyes the bird quaintly with mouth full of meat.''
<br/>&#8213;[[User<br/>Olaf|Olaf]]</option>
<br/>&#8213;[[User:Olaf|Olaf]]</option>


<option>''This is a 1 right? Not a 7...''
<option>''This is a 1 right? Not a 7...''
<br/>&#8213;Drue</option>
<br/>&#8213;Drue</option>


<option>'''[[Lazarus]]'''<br/> ''"I set up camp."''
<option>'''[[Lazarus]]''': ''"I set up camp."''
<br/>'''[[Husk]]'''<br/> ''"I don't stop you."''
<br/>'''[[Husk]]''': ''"I don't stop you."''
<br/>'''Lazarus'''<br/> ''"Are you gonna help?!?"''</option>
<br/>'''Lazarus''': ''"Are you gonna help?!?"''</option>


<option>''Stench and plummage.''
<option>''Stench and plummage.''
<br/>&#8213;[[User<br/>Macabreengel|Macabreengel]]</option>
<br/>&#8213;[[User:Macabreengel|Macabreengel]]</option>


<option>''In Soviet Russia pussy lick you.''
<option>''In Soviet Russia pussy lick you.''
<br/>&#8213;[[User<br/>Macabreengel|Macabreengel]]</option>
<br/>&#8213;[[User:Macabreengel|Macabreengel]]</option>


<option>''I get on my tiger... which has stealth.''
<option>''I get on my tiger... which has stealth.''
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<br/>&#8213;Drue</option>
<br/>&#8213;Drue</option>


<option>'''Hawk'''<br/> ''"Some people call me The White Leopard."''
<option>'''Hawk''': ''"Some people call me The White Leopard."''
<br/>'''[[Adamant Frost Lord|Frost]]'''<br/> ''"What's your real name?"
<br/>'''[[Adamant Frost Lord|Frost]]''': ''"What's your real name?"
<br/>'''Hawk'''<br/> ''"Uh... You can call me Hawk."''
<br/>'''Hawk''': ''"Uh... You can call me Hawk."''
<br/>&#8213;Hawk</option>
<br/>&#8213;Hawk</option>


<option>'''Kaliph's henchman'''<br/> ''"Was there something you wanted to see, sir?"''
<option>'''Kaliph's henchman''': ''"Was there something you wanted to see, sir?"''
<br/>'''[[Severnaya]]'''<br/> ''"...Progress."''</option>
<br/>'''[[Severnaya]]''': ''"...Progress."''</option>


<option>''"So... Why did we poison the food again?"''
<option>''"So... Why did we poison the food again?"''
<br/>&#8213;[[Severnaya]]</option>
<br/>&#8213;[[Severnaya]]</option>


<option>'''[[Severnaya]]'''<br/> ''"I don't like this plan."''
<option>'''[[Severnaya]]''': ''"I don't like this plan."''
<br/>'''[[Mnemon Chronus]]'''<br/> ''"It's a little late"''</option>
<br/>'''[[Mnemon Chronus]]''': ''"It's a little late"''</option>


<option>'''[[Ferem Haraku|Haraku]]'''<br/> ''"What's wrong with Counselor Dave? He's a nice guy."''
<option>'''[[Ferem Haraku|Haraku]]''': ''"What's wrong with Counselor Dave? He's a nice guy."''
<br/>'''[[Severnaya]]'''<br/> ''..."No, he's a dick."''</option>
<br/>'''[[Severnaya]]''': ''..."No, he's a dick."''</option>


<option>'''[[Ferem Haraku|Haraku]]'''<br/> ''"Being stupidly loyal to your employer has it's benefits."''
<option>'''[[Ferem Haraku|Haraku]]''': ''"Being stupidly loyal to your employer has it's benefits."''
<br/>'''[[Adamant Frost Lord|Frost]]'''<br/> ''..."Hopefully being stupidly disloyal does too..."''</option>
<br/>'''[[Adamant Frost Lord|Frost]]''': ''..."Hopefully being stupidly disloyal does too..."''</option>


<option>''"Maybe we can just frustrate them into leaving?"''
<option>''"Maybe we can just frustrate them into leaving?"''
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<option>''Characters will occasionally cooperate on tasks.''
<option>''Characters will occasionally cooperate on tasks.''
<br/>&#8213;Exalted<br/> Second Edition Core Rulebook, page 125</option>
<br/>&#8213;Exalted: Second Edition Core Rulebook, page 125</option>


<option>''Lincoln wins the prize, but the codpiece did some damage.''
<option>''Lincoln wins the prize, but the codpiece did some damage.''

Revision as of 04:30, 31 May 2010

Give me broom. I kill him with broom.
―Whatever kung-fu wielding monstrosity FyreFly played in Hengeyokai