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Brian: "This still shouldn't be a problem for Barry."
rolls dice
Brian: "Oh Barry."

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 <option>''I'm asking the questions here, Rajellious.''
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 <option>''Hi. Is White Wolf there?''
 <br/>&#8213;[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option>
+<option>''... How many attacks can I take?''
+<br/>&#8213;[[User:Kirkland|Kirkland]]</option>
+<option>''Help him suppress me!''
+<br/>&#8213;[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option>
+<option>''He looked like he was craving some cock.''
+<br/>&#8213;[[Bob A'Par]]</option>
+<option>''"I need to rent a jack hammer"..."For what?"..."A sidewalk issue."..."Sir, sidewalks are public property."..."I'm aware."''
+<br/>&#8213;[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option>
+<option>''"A playboy?"..."Yea, a playboy."..."What exactly does a playboy do?"..."Ya know, stuff."''
+<br/>&#8213;[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option>
+<option>"What do you think the most dangerous animal is?"..."Humans."..."Cubans!?!?"''
+<br/>&#8213;[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]] & [[User:Olaf|Olaf]]</option>
+<option>''Can I take appearance zero and be invisible?''
+<br/>&#8213;Ross</option>
+<option>''He's into hunting... ...He also happens to be into fencing.''
+<br/>&#8213;Drue</option>
+<option>''Are they just like, standard jet ski machine guns, or what?''
+<br/>&#8213;[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]]</option>
+<option>''Give me broom.  I kill him with broom.''
+<br/>&#8213;Whatever kung-fu wielding monstrosity [[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]] played in Hengeyokai</option>
+<option>''I think we're gonna need a new talking stone.''
+<br/>&#8213;[[Xyza]]</option>
+<option>''Two priests...one boy.''
+<br/>&#8213;[[User:Olaf|Olaf]]</option>
+<option>''I'm bringin Simhatta back...''
+<br/>&#8213;[[User:Macabreengel|Macabreengel]]</option>
+<option>''Husk eyes the bird quaintly with mouth full of meat.''
+<br/>&#8213;[[User:Olaf|Olaf]]</option>
+<option>''This is a 1 right? Not a 7...''
+<br/>&#8213;Drue</option>
+<option>'''[[Lazarus]]''': ''"I set up camp."''
+<br/>'''[[Husk]]''': ''"I don't stop you."''
+<br/>'''[[Lazarus]]''': ''"Are you gonna help?!?"''</option>
+<option>''Stench and plummage.''
+<br/>&#8213;[[User:Macabreengel|Macabreengel]]</option>
+<option>''In Soviet Russia pussy lick you.''
+<br/>&#8213;[[User:Macabreengel|Macabreengel]]</option>
+<option>''I get on my tiger... which has stealth.''
+<br/>&#8213;[[Kevik]]</option>
+<option>''I'm going to buy a case of cubans...I'm probably not gonna buy case.''
+<br/>&#8213;Drue</option>
+<option>'''Hawk''': ''"Some people call me The White Leopard."''
+<br/>'''[[Adamant Frost Lord|Frost]]''': ''"What's your real name?"
+<br/>'''Hawk''': ''"Uh... You can call me Hawk."''</option>
+<option>'''Kaliph's henchman''': ''"Was there something you wanted to see, sir?"''
+<br/>'''[[Severnaya]]''': ''"...Progress."''</option>
+<option>''"So... Why did we poison the food again?"''
+<br/>&#8213;[[Severnaya]]</option>
+<option>'''[[Severnaya]]''': ''"I don't like this plan."''
+<br/>'''[[Mnemon Chronus]]''': ''"It's a little late."''</option>
+<option>'''[[Ferem Haraku|Haraku]]''': ''"What's wrong with Counselor Dave? He's a nice guy."''
+<br/>'''[[Severnaya]]''': ''..."No, he's a dick."''</option>
+<option>'''[[Ferem Haraku|Haraku]]''': ''"Being stupidly loyal to your employer has it's benefits."''
+<br/>'''[[Adamant Frost Lord|Frost]]''': ''..."Hopefully being stupidly disloyal does too..."''</option>
+<option>''"Maybe we can just frustrate them into leaving?"''
+<br/>&#8213;[[Adamant Frost Lord|Frost]]</option>
+<option>''It's not a perfect job, but it's a beautiful job.''</option>
+<option>''Characters will occasionally cooperate on tasks.''
+<br/>&#8213;Exalted: Second Edition Core Rulebook, page 125</option>
+<option>''Lincoln wins the prize, but the codpiece did some damage.''
+<br/>&#8213;Alchemical Exalted</option>
+<option>''"I'm gonna need to look up the conversion factor to Liechtensteins."
+<br/>''That's gonna take at least 5 parsecs.''
+<br/>&#8213;Dan, Tony, & Brian</option>
+<option>''"I didn't know what we were doing! Are we just thinking?!?"
+<br/>&#8213;Brian</option>
+<option>'''[[Zealot]]''': ''"He could just send me a wind-carried words."''
+<br/>'''[[Fay Morgana|Fay]]''': ''"That's a waste of essence."''<br/>
+'''[[Zealot]]''': ''"You're a waste of essence."''</option>
+<option>''"We don't really look for food..."''
+<br/>&#8213;[[Zealot of Iconoclastic Virtue]]</option>
+<option>''"... There was a mishap."''
+<br/>&#8213;[[Fay Morgana]]</option>
+<option>''"I had a thought... It was... fairly rash." ''
+<br/>&#8213;[[Lord of the Ashen Cloud]]</option>
+<option>''"Would say my cover is... blown?"''
+<br/>&#8213;[[Zealot of Iconoclastic Virtue]]</option>
+<option>''"Don't turn it off, turn it up."''
+<br/>&#8213;The Circle with No Name</option>
+<option>'''[[Lord of the Ashen Cloud|Ash]]''': ''"That's not believable."''
+<br/>'''[[Opal]]''': ''"Why not?!"''
+<br/>'''[[Lord of the Ashen Cloud|Ash]]''': ''"Look at me... I'm not from a shitty town."''</option>
+<option>'''Disgruntled Treasury administrator''': ''"I think we're finished here."''
+<br/>'''[[Lord of the Ashen Cloud|Ash]]''': ''"... I'm willing to accept that."''</option>
+<option>'''[[Kumiko Nakamura|Doc]] & [[Eric Black|Eric]]''': ''"What's wrong with Oakland?"''
+<br/>'''Pandora Radio''': ''(gunshots)''</option>
+<option>'''[[Anastasia Ellison|Anastasia]]''': ''"Wex, coast is clear."''
+<br/>'''&lt;gunshot&gt;'''
+<br/>'''[[Anastasia Ellison|Anastasia]]''': ''"Are you okay?"''</option>
+<option>'''[[Anastasia Ellison|Anastasia]]''': ''"Coast is clear!"''
+<br/>'''[[Gideon Wexler|Wex]]''': ''"Don't trust her."''
+<br/>'''&lt;gunshots&gt;'''</option>
+<option>''"I lay down suppressive fire at all 10 children."''
+<br/>&#8213;[[User:FyreFly|FyreFly]] (as [[Kumiko Nakamura|Doc]])</option>
+<option>'''[[Kumiko Nakamura|Doc]]''': ''"Hello Ms. Valentine."''
+<br/>'''[[Eve Ballentine]]''': ''"Ballentine."''
+<br/>'''[[Kumiko Nakamura|Doc]]''': ''"That's what I said."''</option>
+<option>'''Little Timmy''': ''"I'm hungry."''
+<br/>'''[[Anastasia Ellison|Anastasia]]''': ''"Eat your fingers."''</option>
+<option>''"We need help... but no one in their right mind would listen to us."''
+<br/>&#8213;[[Georgio Paeliotheodorus]]</option>
+<option>''"Quarantine this!"''
+<br/>&#8213;Frank the Tank</option>
+<option>'''Brian''': ''"This still shouldn't be a problem for Barry."''
+<br/>''rolls dice''
+<br/>'''Brian''': ''"Oh Barry."''</option>
+<option>'''Barry Stearns''': ''"This money is only for emergency situations."''
+<br/>'''[[Kumiko Nakamura|Doc]]''': ''"This is and emergency situation, Barrington."''</option>
+<option>''"I have a question... do we still have the radioactive sedan?"''
+<br/>&#8213;[[Eric Black]]</option>
+<option>'''[[Eric Black|Eric]]''': ''"That's why I'm Special Agent."''
+<br/>'''[[Kumiko Nakamura|Doc]]''': ''"You are special."''</option>
+<option>''Sidereals increase this Background through a great expenditure of time and effort, or by using the Ride Charm Breaking the Wild Mortal.''
+<br/>&#8213;The Manual of Exalted Power: Sidereals, Second Edition, p. 102</option>
+ion>
+<option>'''[[Castor]]''': ''"Should we put stormtrooper armor on?"''
+<br/>'''[[Coryn]]''': ''"I don't know, I kind of like my armor."''</option>
+<option>''"Just give me the code for free drinks, droid."''
+<br/>&#8213;[[Jet]]</option>
+<option>''"I prefer to use my mouth, not my blaster."''
+<br/>&#8213;[[Jet]]</option>
+<option>''"Rain fire down upon them!"''
+<br/>&#8213;[[Jet]]</option>
+<option>''"The signal is going to be: he shoots you."''
+<br/>&#8213;[[Nexu]]</option>
 </choose>